Here are some Santa Claus jokes to brighten your holidays.
Who delivers Christmas gifts to pets?
Santa Paws
What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle
Where does Santa Claus stay when he’s on vacation?
At a ho, ho, ho-tel
Why did Santa take his tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards
What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-toast
How does Santa take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid camera
What kind of motorcycle would Santa Claus ride?
A “Holly” Davidson
What does Santa call Mrs. Claus at tax time?
A dependent Claus
What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe
What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz
What would you call Santa if he became a detective?
Santa Clues
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic
What did Santa Claus say to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
Ok, gang, time to hit the sack!
A little boy climbed into Santa’s lap and Santa asked, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my e-mail?”
