reindeer poop songIf your kids like to make reindeer poop at Christmas, they’re sure to like this silly song.

Reindeer Poop Song
by Marmalade Sky
It was right after Christmas one snowy day
I went to the NORTH POLE to see
If Santa and his reindeer were really there
I had to solve this mystery.

When I got to the pole it was covered with brown
and I thought to myself ‘phooey’
The North Pole is mud all year round
there is nothing here that’s Christmassy.

And then I tripped and I fell in a glob of poop
My nose and my tongue in that gooey goop
Then I realized hey! this was grand!
It was reindeer poop! I ate it from my hand.

CHORUS:

Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Go reindeer… go reindeer… Poop!

So I took a taste of that reindeer stuff
The Poop that makes you go ‘mmmmmm’
I knew then and there my fortune was made
I’d be a reindeer poop tycoon!

I met Santa out walking and we talked that day
I said, “Sir, can we make a deal?”
“I’d like to sell this poop to the world at large
Cause it sure does make a meal!”

Santa drew a big smile and he did approve
He said, “You can keep what you can move!”
“It distracts the elves and they won’t obey…
When they have a poop fight – it gets on my sleigh!”

CHORUS:

Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Go reindeer… go reindeer… Poop!

So I took the poop in my poop mobile
Santa sent the rest by sleigh
And now I’ve got reindeer poop all over the place
And more of it coming every day!

So I started a poop Emporium
You can order at any time
It puts a tingle on your tongue and a smile on your face
And I’m sorry – but this plate is mine!

CHORUS:

Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Poop! Poop! Go reindeer!
Go reindeer… go reindeer… Poop!
Go reindeer… go reindeer… Poop!